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Stuck in a Car

May 10th, 2017, 8:06 am

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So I was at the zoo, and they had a new tiger exhibit but Sneak thought it would be funny to let it loose.
Now I happened to have a hot dog, and this tiger was hungry.
So it chased me.
And I jumped into the nearest car.
Which the tiger promptly attacked, slashing at the doors and roof until the doors were too mangled to open and the roof had a thousand or so dents.
The tiger attacking the car sent it rolling down the nearest hill that HAPPENED to end in a sheer DROP.
The tiger, seeing this, jumped off of the car and attacked some other random people.
I, however, was still stuck in the car.
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Nightmare Comments

Reply WiispNightmare, May 10th, 2017, 8:09 am

Your patience is rewarded, Harry.
Not that you really had patience, but... :D

Reply Advertisement, November 23rd, 2017, 4:24 pm

Everyone Else's Comments

Reply HarrisonButterGem, May 10th, 2017, 9:36 am

@WiispNightmare: This is golden, thank.

Reply WiispNightmare, May 11th, 2017, 6:49 am

@HarrisonButterGem: The alt text explains all

Reply HarrisonButterGem, May 11th, 2017, 7:09 am

@WiispNightmare: I know. and I've been researching.

Apparently there's a thing called a "Half-Toon Bloodline". I'm thinking we test this out. It should just be some ink... *pulls out a injection needle*

I need 100 Braixens, STAT.

Reply WiispNightmare, May 11th, 2017, 7:16 am

@HarrisonButterGem: Wait
what
you want me to draw a hundred Braixens

Now

What

Reply HarrisonButterGem, May 11th, 2017, 7:25 am

@WiispNightmare: No, just bring em in. I'm gonna inject em with this needle. It's a mix of blood and ink. The proposed end result is a Half-Toon Bloodline Braixen. However, of course, things are prolly gonna go wrong, which is why we need 100.

Reply WiispNightmare, May 11th, 2017, 7:32 am

@HarrisonButterGem: What
I mean
What even is going on
What are we doing now

Reply HarrisonButterGem, May 11th, 2017, 7:42 am

@WiispNightmare: No time, I need test subjects. NOW!

Reply WiispNightmare, May 11th, 2017, 7:45 am

@HarrisonButterGem: *throws a hundred and one Braixen at you*
Go easy on my Shiny one she took forever to get

Reply HarrisonButterGem, May 11th, 2017, 7:46 am

@WiispNightmare: ...I have no idea who's who. Call it "Unvisualized Blindness". which one is the shiny one, in number? Is it #101 that I avoid?

Reply WiispNightmare, May 11th, 2017, 7:47 am

@HarrisonButterGem: Yes

Reply HarrisonButterGem, May 11th, 2017, 7:48 am

@WiispNightmare: Got it.

*Injects Braixen #1 with the injection. [Ink-Blood ratio: 50-50.]*

Pray we get the Half-Toon Bloodline. This may either do that, cause said Braixen to become MAINLY ink, or may not have any effect at all.

Reply WiispNightmare, May 11th, 2017, 7:49 am

@HarrisonButterGem: What is this

Reply HarrisonButterGem, May 11th, 2017, 7:53 am

@WiispNightmare: A test. Pray it worked. Has it?

Reply WiispNightmare, May 11th, 2017, 7:54 am

@HarrisonButterGem: I dunno, what's the end result supposed to look like?

Reply HarrisonButterGem, May 11th, 2017, 7:57 am

@WiispNightmare: End result: It should look normal, but sometimes follow cartoon logic, said logic failing when it would be the funniest. This is why we should try poking every non Ink testee, see if said cartoon logic works.

Reply WiispNightmare, May 11th, 2017, 8:02 am

@HarrisonButterGem: If it works, what happens?

Reply HarrisonButterGem, May 11th, 2017, 8:09 am

@WiispNightmare: we get a Half-Toon Bloodline Braixen.

Reply WiispNightmare, May 13th, 2017, 3:47 pm

@HarrisonButterGem: BUT HOW DO I TELL

Reply HarrisonButterGem, May 13th, 2017, 4:02 pm

@WiispNightmare: It should bend comically. Or something.

POIKE IT NOW!

Reply WiispNightmare, May 14th, 2017, 11:57 am

@HarrisonButterGem: *pooooooke*

Reply HarrisonButterGem, May 14th, 2017, 4:44 pm

@WiispNightmare: ...Did it work?

Reply WiispNightmare, May 14th, 2017, 4:45 pm

@HarrisonButterGem: I dunno I poked it and ran behind this wall to hide owo;;;;;

Reply HarrisonButterGem, May 14th, 2017, 4:49 pm

@WiispNightmare: ...No, I think it's a failure. Bring in 002.

Reply WiispNightmare, May 14th, 2017, 4:50 pm

@HarrisonButterGem: *shoves second Braixen at you*

Reply HarrisonButterGem, May 14th, 2017, 4:52 pm

@WiispNightmare: *Injected!*

Here. *Wiisp got the toy hammer!*

You know what to do, right?




Bop em on the head!

Reply WiispNightmare, May 14th, 2017, 4:55 pm

@HarrisonButterGem: *tentatively bops Braixen on the head and proceeds to flee back behind the wall again*

Reply HarrisonButterGem, May 14th, 2017, 5:03 pm

@WiispNightmare: So... 002 was a failure.

Reply WiispNightmare, May 14th, 2017, 5:06 pm

@HarrisonButterGem: I have no idea I just fled behind this wall ovo;

Reply HarrisonButterGem, May 14th, 2017, 7:17 pm

@WiispNightmare: WHY'D YOU FLEE BEHIND THE WALL 001'S THERE!

Reply WiispNightmare, May 15th, 2017, 6:31 am

@HarrisonButterGem: *sees* AHHHHH *jumps through roof*

Reply HarrisonButterGem, May 15th, 2017, 6:51 am

@WiispNightmare: *injects 003 and bops them with the hammer*

I'm guessing... they'll be KO'd by the hammer

Reply WiispNightmare, May 15th, 2017, 7:23 am

@HarrisonButterGem: *brushes dirt off self* did it work?

Reply HarrisonButterGem, May 15th, 2017, 7:57 am

@WiispNightmare: ...I do believe...

...

Yes. We may have hit it.

Reply WiispNightmare, May 15th, 2017, 8:03 am

@HarrisonButterGem: ...sweet. So what do I do with the remaining Braixen?

Reply HarrisonButterGem, May 15th, 2017, 9:33 am

@WiispNightmare: Inject em, see if we can get better refined specimins.

Reply WiispNightmare, May 15th, 2017, 3:13 pm

@HarrisonButterGem: Uhhhh I get nervous around needles.
*throws them all at you and runs away* *^*

Reply HarrisonButterGem, May 15th, 2017, 3:27 pm

@WiispNightmare: *No effect on a mist cloud*

...what.

Reply WiispNightmare, May 15th, 2017, 3:27 pm

@HarrisonButterGem: *is still running away*

Reply HarrisonButterGem, May 15th, 2017, 3:52 pm

@WiispNightmare: well, what to do with 003... send it to Percy?>

Reply WiispNightmare, May 15th, 2017, 3:54 pm

@HarrisonButterGem: HARRY NO FOR THE LAST TIME XD
Percy's supposed to be alone, except for the lack of fourth wall!

Reply HarrisonButterGem, May 15th, 2017, 4:11 pm

@WiispNightmare: SEND THIS SOMEWHERE ELSE THEN IN THAT WORLD

Reply WiispNightmare, May 15th, 2017, 4:13 pm

@HarrisonButterGem: Screw this *teleports them all back into my PC*
WHATEVER XD

*dives under blanket*
Totally asleep right now do not disturb :>

Reply HarrisonButterGem, May 15th, 2017, 7:11 pm

@WiispNightmare: Hey, you said Percy had to be ALONE, you didn't say "Percy has to be the only inhabitant"!

Reply WiispNightmare, May 16th, 2017, 7:07 am

@HarrisonButterGem: He would hear something. Or smell something.
Percy has really great senses.
AND HE DOESN'T JUST SIT THIS BOI HE WANDERS XD

Reply HarrisonButterGem, May 16th, 2017, 8:17 am

@WiispNightmare: TOSS EM ON ANOTHER PLANET!

Reply WiispNightmare, May 16th, 2017, 11:46 am

@HarrisonButterGem: OKAY OKAY
THIS DISCUSSION IS OFF THE PAGE NOW XD

Reply HarrisonButterGem, May 16th, 2017, 11:59 am

@WiispNightmare: WHO CARES! I DON'T! DO YOU?! AND WHEN DO WE MAKE THAT NEW PLANET?

Reply WiispNightmare, May 16th, 2017, 12:35 pm

@HarrisonButterGem: Like, uh, RIGHT NOW
*new planet appeared suddenly lol*
Planet Sudenn
It's quite unstable

Reply HarrisonButterGem, May 16th, 2017, 12:41 pm

@WiispNightmare: Ah, perfect. Let's see...

[Blocks:
[[>Impassable<
[[One-Way
[[Hollow
[[Treasure

[[Harrison mixed Impassable Blocks into the planet's creation! The planet is much sturdier than before!]]

That should help with it.

Reply WiispNightmare, May 16th, 2017, 12:49 pm

@HarrisonButterGem: Unstable in climate and outer core, the planet itself is in no danger, just the inhabitants.

Reply HarrisonButterGem, May 16th, 2017, 12:54 pm

@WiispNightmare: Well... let's see the planet of Sudenn.

Reply WiispNightmare, May 16th, 2017, 12:56 pm

@HarrisonButterGem: Uhmmmmm but I'm slacking right now Harry!

Reply HarrisonButterGem, May 16th, 2017, 2:31 pm

@WiispNightmare: Now?

Reply WiispNightmare, May 16th, 2017, 2:49 pm

@HarrisonButterGem: Yes now
I'll most likely be slacking for the rest of the day, hahahahaha
sorry
I'm still a bit silly
I don't think I'm using this allergy medicine again

Reply HarrisonButterGem, May 16th, 2017, 3:10 pm

@WiispNightmare: ah ok.

Reply WiispNightmare, May 17th, 2017, 6:40 am

@HarrisonButterGem: Righty. So, spherical planet with lots of volcanic activity and stuffs.





Darn it, I don't like drawing landscape ;w;

Reply HarrisonButterGem, May 17th, 2017, 6:44 am

@WiispNightmare: Lucky you have someone who does, huh?

Reply WiispNightmare, May 17th, 2017, 6:45 am

@HarrisonButterGem: You like drawing landscape?
GOOD YOU DO IT *shoves a bunch of paper at you*

Reply HarrisonButterGem, May 17th, 2017, 7:22 am

@WiispNightmare: ...ok. Let's see... spherical, lots of volcanic activity... how many volcanoes?

Reply WiispNightmare, May 17th, 2017, 7:40 am

@HarrisonButterGem: No specific number, just a lot.
And maybe a large acidic lake, for fun.

Reply HarrisonButterGem, May 17th, 2017, 8:20 am

@WiispNightmare: Seems pretty crapsaccharine.

Reply WiispNightmare, May 17th, 2017, 9:23 am

@HarrisonButterGem: What

Reply HarrisonButterGem, May 17th, 2017, 9:41 am

@WiispNightmare: Acid Lakes? Lots of Volcanoes? Sounds pretty awful to live in/.

Reply WiispNightmare, May 17th, 2017, 9:44 am

@HarrisonButterGem: Yes.
But these Braixen have great spirit!
And stuff
I think

Reply HarrisonButterGem, May 17th, 2017, 11:57 am

@WiispNightmare: I see.

Reply WildfireK, May 18th, 2017, 2:09 pm

@HarrisonButterGem:
Holy cow this comment chain goes all the way over here!

Reply HarrisonButterGem, May 18th, 2017, 3:10 pm

@WildfireK: I know, crazy, innit? It's a Havox!

Reply WildfireK, May 18th, 2017, 4:12 pm

@HarrisonButterGem:
Let's try to make it longer!

Reply HarrisonButterGem, May 18th, 2017, 4:41 pm

@WildfireK: EPIC CHAIN!

Reply WildfireK, May 18th, 2017, 7:43 pm

@HarrisonButterGem:
WOMBO COMBO

I guess

Reply HarrisonButterGem, May 18th, 2017, 8:26 pm

@WildfireK: You read the storm above?

Reply WildfireK, May 18th, 2017, 8:35 pm

@HarrisonButterGem:
Something about
logic-defying braixens,
Acid lakes, and
peanut butter



Fayford is fine with braxiens
Put them there

Reply WiispNightmare, May 19th, 2017, 6:32 am

@WildfireK: No, Wifi, we're putting the remaining Braixen on a seriously dangerous planet in a test to see if they can survive.
Harry's drawing the planet now.

Also, you want to draw 90-some-odd Braixen in your backgrounds?

Reply HarrisonButterGem, May 19th, 2017, 7:26 am

@WiispNightmare: Still waiting for the Volcano Number.

Reply WiispNightmare, May 19th, 2017, 7:29 am

@HarrisonButterGem: How about
Four small active volcanoes, two large active volcanoes and a reeeeally big one that everyone thinks is extinct but is actually about to blow its top off.

Reply HarrisonButterGem, May 19th, 2017, 9:15 am

@WiispNightmare: 7, got it. Mega will be the Acid-Lake one.

Reply WiispNightmare, May 19th, 2017, 9:17 am

@HarrisonButterGem: Yeah, that makes sense, if the acid lake was in the caldera of the big volcano.

Reply HarrisonButterGem, May 19th, 2017, 10:29 am

@WiispNightmare: It's done! I figured it'd be a planet adrenaline junkies would live on.

Reply WiispNightmare, May 19th, 2017, 10:31 am

@HarrisonButterGem: Heh, probably. Too bad most of these Braixen are nothing like that.

Reply HarrisonButterGem, May 19th, 2017, 10:40 am

@WiispNightmare: Well, too bad. You wanted to maroon em there.

Reply WiispNightmare, May 19th, 2017, 10:44 am

@HarrisonButterGem: Yes, it's more funny this way.

Reply HarrisonButterGem, May 19th, 2017, 10:44 am

@WiispNightmare: What other tortures do we do on em?

Reply WiispNightmare, May 19th, 2017, 10:46 am

@HarrisonButterGem: Watching each other die from various surprises?
How about a Ridley-like species of fire-proof dinosaurs that attacks them for fun as well?

Reply HarrisonButterGem, May 19th, 2017, 11:08 am

@WiispNightmare: Too Rocks-Falls-Everyone-Dies. What about tight squeezes they're forced to traverse? Like http://www.furaffinity.net/view/15563206/ ?

(Here's the planet: http://sta.sh/01ihiprhewk7 . I think it's pronounced "Sue-Den"?)

Reply WiispNightmare, May 19th, 2017, 11:12 am

@HarrisonButterGem: Harry what is it with you and making things squeeze through small spaces what even
Fine, maybe a couple. BUT NOT ALL THE TIME
AND ONE OF THEM SUFFOCATES
And you can pronounce it however you'd like.

Reply HarrisonButterGem, May 19th, 2017, 11:18 am

@WiispNightmare: I dunno, it seems like a place where adrenaline junkies would live, and this place was built with that in mind.

Reply WiispNightmare, May 19th, 2017, 11:25 am

@HarrisonButterGem: How do you get adrenaline by purposely squishing yourself into a space that's not large enough for you
I just don't get it

Reply HarrisonButterGem, May 19th, 2017, 11:42 am

@WiispNightmare: I'm suggesting
THEY LIKE DANGEROUS THINGS

Like taking a risk, and squishing yourself through a space you could DIE going through.

Reply WiispNightmare, May 19th, 2017, 11:45 am

@HarrisonButterGem: Which ends when someone actually dies and they realize that they're being idiots :D
Okay.

Reply HarrisonButterGem, May 19th, 2017, 12:02 pm

@WiispNightmare: SO LET'S OPEN UP THIS DAMN PLANET! LET'S GET TO WORK!

Reply WiispNightmare, May 19th, 2017, 12:05 pm

@HarrisonButterGem: NO I'M TAKING A BREAK NOW ;w;
I REALLY NEED IT
I JUST UPDATED LIKE SIX COMICS
AND ONE WAS MALIA'S REDEMPTION AND THAT PAGE TOOK
TWO
FLUFFING
HOURS

Reply HarrisonButterGem, May 19th, 2017, 12:40 pm

@WiispNightmare: WHEN YOU CAN! WE'RE STARTIN' A LANDSLIDE!

Reply WiispNightmare, May 19th, 2017, 12:47 pm

@HarrisonButterGem: Oh okay
I can keep Fleeing the Complex then?

Reply HarrisonButterGem, May 19th, 2017, 2:09 pm

@WiispNightmare: What complex?

Reply WiispNightmare, May 19th, 2017, 2:10 pm

@HarrisonButterGem: It's a game, Harry.
You would probably like it.

Reply HarrisonButterGem, May 19th, 2017, 3:48 pm

@WiispNightmare: Nah. Still waitin' for that Percy Page.

Reply FNAF217, October 5th, 2017, 7:13 pm

@HarrisonButterGem: wow

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